My Lifestyle

officialunitedstates:

nerdbraska:

officialunitedstates:

you: driving in car

you: stops at stoplight

me:  walks over and taps on windshield

you:  rolls down window skeptically

me:  hands you muffin

you:  says thank you

me:  you’re welcome have a good day

What is the point of this post

me:  what is the point of you asking what the point is

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fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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knowledgeandlove:

videohall:

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video. 

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guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

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aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

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swirly:

wannabeotakuboy:

swirly:

breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL

Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.

yet more info from tumbler staff!!

swirly:

wannabeotakuboy:

swirly:

breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL

Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.

yet more info from tumbler staff!!

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anotherreallybadblog:

"Marge…this may be hard to believe…but I’m stuck in two vending machines."


How the fuck did he dail the number

anotherreallybadblog:

"Marge…this may be hard to believe…but I’m stuck in two vending machines."

How the fuck did he dail the number

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